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It’s “slippery Sunak” vs boring Keir Starmer (“the charisma of a moist rag”), with nary a fag paper among them. And, “quite frankly” – he often suggests, “I really need to say” – “…the Conservatives deserve to drop this election, but Labour doesn’t should get.”Amid the varied Tips – from the sensible for the quixotic